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If you are a selected winner, the prizes include:

The Wall of Name


Hey Penguins! This is the Wall of Name!
If you win a contest or are awarded, you get a small penguin thingy about your penguin!
MISSDUFFSTUF
This penguin is 600 days old, getting older and older each day! Her favorite game is Catching Waves! She enjoys sitting at the cove, penguin-watching. I like doing that too. Okay, don't get creeped out but watching other penguins conversations is kinda interesting.
Anyway, lol kinda random... she likes to pick out wigs, like the blonde ones, the blonde flutterby, the new princess hair, that stuff.
She's very friendly, and hates girls pretending to be boys in colleges, so yea this is my pal Duffy!

BERRY'S CHALLENGE!!!!

Go ahead! Get covered in paint, for my latest art project! I would love it if you guys created a banner for my BLOG!!!!!!! If the banner I pick is yours, you get to be featured in my blog!!!!! 

Hidden Catalog Items

Hey! I know, we all wanna be princesses. Here's our chance, and maybe you might have missed some other subliminal items!!! Subliminal means hidden right? lol
Eep!!! A dragon! Save me prince! Nah. Just sock it in the stomach because its just a penguin in a costume. But if you want to be punched, click the shadow behind the woodsman.
Hi-ho!!!!! Off to the hills we go! Let's play Peter Pan! Just kidding. But if it ever comes to thought, search for the hidden Woodsman hat! Okay, see a window? Click it. Pop! Purchase! Now we can play Peter Pan! Off to Never-land!!
Hey! See everybody with the crystal staff? Want it? Well, flip to the first page of clothes. Then you see a dark brick. Click it! There you go!


Penguins getting paid?


Yep-We get paid! Are you a tour guide? Or a secret agent for the PSA? Guess what? We're getting paid to be awesome- I mean workers! 250 each, if your both, you get 6000 coins in a year! You heard me- 6000!!!!!! Woah. Get to work penguins!!

Questions


Hey everybody! In case you feel a little odd, wondering, Who is DJ Straw? Well maybe you might wanna zoom in on my background.

How were you introduced to CP?
Ya know, I think about that myself, and it brings back memories. My sister used to be obsessed with Hillary Duff. Then a magazine said something about a club. She's like, "I wanna join!!!!" So I rolled my eyes and went on with my usual day. She just searched, "Club Hillary". But she is a klutz on the keyboard and typed, "Club Pellary". I heard her talking to herself, "What? Club Penguin? Waddle around and meet new friends?" I rolled my chair to her computer and I went on myself. From there, I was hooked.
How old are you and what grade are you in?
Hmm... sorry to disappoint you, but my age shouldn't be discussed. Safety reasons. I don't wanna get stalked and scared by scary internet adults. If you know what I mean. .*(
How old is your penguin?
Haha, now that I can share! I am currently 576 days old. I think I'm old enough to be your grandma's mother. Not literally, but for my penguin. Lol! Haha....
Which famous penguins have you met?
Huh. As in famous moderators?
-Aunt Arctic
-Gary
If you mean famous, popular, video-making penguins, 
-Got Hersheys
-Birdsdaword
-Puffle Dude
-Seeweena
-Deljae
-Squivie
-Sorenseen
So, yeah! Send your questions to me! I'll be sure to answer.


NINJA BELT LEGEND

YEAH! WHAT ORDER ARE THE BELTS IN? I DUNNO THAT'S WHY WE HAVE GOOGLE! I AM  A GRREN BELT AT THE MOMENT, BUT EVENTUALLY WE PROGRESS UP TO A BLACK BELT. THEN WE GOTTA FIGHT SENSEI WHICH KINDA SEEMS IMPOSSIBLE! BUT IF YOU'RE A NINJA, I THINK YOU CAN DO THE JOB. THEN YOU GET A PIMPIN' MASK!!! AND OUR HOMIE SENSEI GRANTS US SUPER INVISIBLE POWERS!!!!!!!!!!

Newest Pin

Hey yo! I bet you're all wondering, WHERE IN THE NAME OF MACARONI IS THAT DARN TREE PIN?!?!?!?!

I KNOW!!!!! OOOH OHH PICK ME PICK ME I KNOW!!!!!
GO TO THE DOJO!
STAY IN THE COURTYARD.
YOU SEE A LITTLE PIN! WALK UP TO THE LITTLE TREE
THERE U GO!

Walking with the Newspaper

First, go to http://play.clubpenguin.com/load.swf then go inside the book room and wait until somebody starts a game! When it says if you want to play say yes, go to the couch really fast. Drag a player card to the left and make sure the mail button is against the left screen, now click on the newspaper and then send mail to anyone, then dance. Now go to the town, then go back to the place where you did the newspaper dance, you should be walking with a paper now

Flashing Words

Hey! This is how to do the famous FLASHING WORDS!!!!!

To do this, type these words in the chat bar then walk around. The words on your chat bubble will be sliding/flashing.

  • TACOTACOTACOTACOTACOTACOTACOTACOTACOTACOTACOTACO
  • PARTY LIKE A ROCK STAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • I SAW A MONSTER EAT CLUB PENGUIN
  • I SAW A MONSTER EAT ROCKHOPPER
  • I SAW A MONSTER IN A BOX
  • I DRINK NOTHING BUT _____ (ex: I DRINK NOTHING BUT MILK)
  • THESE NEW SMILEYS ARE STRANGE
  • Way too much time on club penguin

Sneek Peek of the Book Room!

Hey! This is a sneek peek of our Book Room!!!!!

Sneek Peek Of Pizza Parlor!

Hey everybody! Aren't you all excited?? The medieval party is coming our way! I've got a sneek peek for you guys!!! This should be the pizza parlor!

Rockhopper is coming!

Aargh, maties! Ha-ha! I'm pretty sure everybody is updated, but if not, welcome! Rockhopper will be appearing at Walt Disney World! Some of you may be wondering, What the heck? A virtual penguin stepping into our world? Okay, I'm gonna disappoint some of you. 

ROCKHOPPER WILL BE A DUDE IN A SIX FOOT SUIT!!!!! STILL, THAT MIGHT BE PRETTY INTERESTING!!!!
I'm wondering myself, will he talk? I've always wished our cp penguins could talk!
I can't meet him, but hopefully you Florida peoples will!

Igloo Ideas

Igloo Ideas-

Hey penguins, I know, I've had the same exact problem- What can I do with my igloo? Yeah, most penguins have a usual igloo, colleges, kingdoms (Now that we got a new catalog!), and parties. Maybe we should have something a little more original. Enjoy! :)
A PET SHOP/ANIMAL SHELTER
To do this, you should have a big igloo, like, the igloo with the backyard, or if you're running
low on coins, just purchase a lawn flooring.
Next, buy some fences, or create cages by getting hockey net goal thingies, and put two facing each
other. Your gonna need a lot.
Then, run to the Pet Shop in the plaza and buy some basic pet things, like food/water bowls and
place one in each center.
Then you can get toys, like scratchers or balls!
Then, advertise and say things like, "PETSHOP AT _-______ HELP WANTED!!!!"
Enjoy that! Next one-
Soak City
SPLASH!!!!!! Yeah, even us penguins go to Soak City! On Club Penguin that is.
Gather some waves or even blue puffle beds. Buy a lot. Have a lot of money saved!
Make slides out of couches, and have a little refreshment stand.
Go to the town and say, " SOAK CITY AT ______!!!"
Pre School!
Ever been to the Pet Shop and see penguins dressed like babies? Well, you can make Pre K for
them!
Make a sleeping room. They hit some z's on puffle beds, believe it or not! Also, be sure to pick
up a teddy bear or two. Place them in the nursery. Make a class room, and a story time chair and
carpet. Ask them questions like, Do you know who Rock-hopper is? What color is his puffle?
Things like that. Make everything baby'ish!
Offices!
Let us put our tuxes to work!
First, obtain a lot of chairs and desks. Make rooms filled with t.v.s, c.d. cases, like they can be files, and cash registers. Just rooms and desks. Then make a big room for the boss (you!) And have someone second in command, you know? Have a chair in front of each desk for clients. Enjoy the virtual business!
I promise, I'll post more, I was in a rush! Be sure to comment on your igloos and my ideas!